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What are some of your favorite movie quotes?
Heres some of mine:
The 6th Day: Arnold: Maybe you should clone yourself. Drucker: Why is that? So I could understand your intriguing point of view? Arnold- No so you could go **** yourself.
The Godfather: Clemenze: Drop the gun, take the canoli's.
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Doc Holliday: I've got two guns, one for each of you
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Teasle: Are you telling me that 200 of our men against your boy is a no-win situation for us?
Trautman: You send that many, don't forget one thing.
Teasle: What?
Trautman: A good supply of body bags.
Jo: Debris! We got debris!
Bill: DEBRIS!
Zaysen: Who do you think this man is? The Lord?
Trautman: No. God would have mercy. He won't.
Doc Holliday: Why Kate, you're not wearing a bustle. How lewd.
Now guess the movies?
Stonehands
The Simpsons Movie: Bart: "Mom, You just Bought a load of crap from the world's fatest fertilizer salesman."
The Godfather: "Today, we settle all family buissness."
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Man this is a great thread... I gotta think on this one.Originally Posted by BriMan
Teasle: Are you telling me that 200 of our men against your boy is a no-win situation for us?
Trautman: You send that many, don't forget one thing.
Teasle: What?
Trautman: A good supply of body bags.
Rambo: First Blood
Jo: Debris! We got debris!
Bill: DEBRIS!
Twister
Zaysen: Who do you think this man is? The Lord?
Trautman: No. God would have mercy. He won't.
Yet another Rambo... which is this... III, I believe?
Doc Holliday: Why Kate, you're not wearing a bustle. How lewd.
And durf... Tombstone.
Now guess the movies?
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All BTTF quotes:
- You built a time machine out of a DeLorean? - Marty
- Once this baby goes 88 mph, you're gonna see some serious ****! - Doc
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"Enough is ENOUGH! I have had it with these mother ****ing SNAKE ON THIS MOTHER ****ING PLANE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now lets open some ****ing windows!"-Snakes on a Plane(Samuel Jackson)
"Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention."-Dumb and Dumber
"Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye."-Wedding Crashers
"I have a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell!!"-Christopher Walken
"These aren't the droids you are looking for."-Star Wars
"Heres JOHNNY!"-The Shining
"Oh yes there will be blood."-Saw 2
"I can't belive this ****. Five hours and not a single ride. Every day people hitch to Hollywood to stop studios from making films about 'em, but when you and me try it, it's like we're trapped in a ****in' cartoon."-Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
"The sign! On the back of the car! Said 'Critters of Hollywood'! You dumb ****!"-Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
"Tyrone C. Love: California, here we come.
Harry Goldfarb: It's Florida, Ty. Florida.
Tyrone C. Love: California, Florida, whatever. Either way, your pale ass is getting a tan."-Requiem For A Dream
"A boy's best friend is his mother."-The Psycho
"Not even the Magi can save you now."-The Mummy
"It's just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff and I have to hide like every erection I get."-Superbad
"Tonight we DINE IN HELL"-300
"It makes sense now. In life in Project Mayhem you have no name, but in death you do.."-Fight Club
"The funny thing is that Steve Rendazo secretly wants me. Jocks like him always want freaky girls. Girls with horn-rimmed glasses and vegan footwear and Goth makeup. Girls who play the cello and wear Converse All-Stars and want to be children’s librarians when they grow up. Oh yeah, jocks eat that **** up. They just won’t admit it, because they’re supposed to be into perfect cheerleaders like Leah. Who, incidentally, is into teachers."-Juno
"As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!"-Austin Powers
"Could God microwave a burrito so hot even he himself could not eat it"-The Simpsons
"Anarchy means “without leaders”; not “without order."-V For Vendetta
"When my boys bake up a batch of the frownies I take them fishing."-The Simpsons Movies
As you can tell I watch lots of movies
Last edited by Jakemeister; 04-07-2008 at 11:37 AM.
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:worship:
Plainview: Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your... milkshake! I drink it up!
Eli Sunday: Don't bully me, Daniel!
Plainview: Did you think your song and dance and your superstition would help you, Eli? I am the Third Revelation! I am who the Lord has chosen!
Angier: I never thought I'd find an answer at the bottom of a pint glass.
Cutter: Hasn't stopped you looking, has it?
Randal Graves: We were just killing time with those classes! One semester we took Criminology, for Christ's sake, what the f*** were we training to be, Batman?
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Ron: Follow the spiders? FOLLOW THE SPIDERS? Why couldn't it be FOLLOW THE BUTTERFLIES?!
Leader of the Knights who until recently said Ni: When you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with... A HERRING!
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Ni knights: We are now the knights who say ickyickybluckshaduforgtanstu
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You've got it off man.
Yzma: Pull the lever, Kronk!
Kronk pulls the lever
Yzma: Wrong leverrrrrrrrrr! *says this as she falls*
*Walks in with a crocodile biting at her, and kicks it away* Why do we even have that lever?!
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From KNOCKED UP:
1) You know what, I know this isn't you talking, it's your hormones, but I would just like to say, **** YOU, HORMONES, YOU ARE A CRAZY *****, HORMONES--not Alison, HORMONES. **** 'em. It's a girl, buy some pink ****.
2)You are one funny mother ****er. Seriously, how do you stay mad at this guy? I just want to kiss him.
3) You can't buy ****! You can barely buy spaghetti!
4) It's the baseball draft honey, I got Matsui!
and my favorite from the movie:
Debbie: Hey, I have a great idea. Why don't the two of you go into your time machines and go back in time and **** each other?
Pete: Who needs a time machine?
Ben: [Holds up a glass of liquor] This is my time machine man.
Pete: I'm gonna throw you into my De Lorean, gun it to 88!
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Another great movie: HISTORY OF THE WORLD PART 1
1) Waiter at last supper - "Are you all together or are there separate checks?"
2) Marcus Vindictus - Don't you know your left flank from your right flank?
Captain Mucus - I'm sorry sir, I flunked flank.
Marcus Vindictus - You flunked flank? Get the flunk out of here!
3) Count De Monet - Your majesty...you look like the piss boy!
King Louis - ... and you look like a bucket of ****!
4) King Louis - It's good to be the king.
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Billy the Kid in young guns: I'll make you Famous!
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"Hey Cal do you think this shirt is to yellow?" "Nah Andy it's fine. So how is Curious George?"-40 Year Old Virgin
"Yeah everyone rides a Bike....when there 6"-40 Year Old Virgin
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