Doc Holliday: I've got two guns, one for each of you
What are some of your favorite movie quotes?
Heres some of mine:
The 6th Day: Arnold: Maybe you should clone yourself. Drucker: Why is that? So I could understand your intriguing point of view? Arnold- No so you could go **** yourself.
The Godfather: Clemenze: Drop the gun, take the canoli's.
Doc Holliday: I've got two guns, one for each of you
Teasle: Are you telling me that 200 of our men against your boy is a no-win situation for us?
Trautman: You send that many, don't forget one thing.
Trautman: A good supply of body bags.
Jo: Debris! We got debris!
Zaysen: Who do you think this man is? The Lord?
Trautman: No. God would have mercy. He won't.
Doc Holliday: Why Kate, you're not wearing a bustle. How lewd.
Now guess the movies?
The Simpsons Movie: Bart: "Mom, You just Bought a load of crap from the world's fatest fertilizer salesman."
The Godfather: "Today, we settle all family buissness."
All BTTF quotes:
- You built a time machine out of a DeLorean? - Marty
- Once this baby goes 88 mph, you're gonna see some serious ****! - Doc
"Enough is ENOUGH! I have had it with these mother ****ing SNAKE ON THIS MOTHER ****ING PLANE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now lets open some ****ing windows!"-Snakes on a Plane(Samuel Jackson)
"Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention."-Dumb and Dumber
"Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye."-Wedding Crashers
"I have a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell!!"-Christopher Walken
"These aren't the droids you are looking for."-Star Wars
"Heres JOHNNY!"-The Shining
"Oh yes there will be blood."-Saw 2
"I can't belive this ****. Five hours and not a single ride. Every day people hitch to Hollywood to stop studios from making films about 'em, but when you and me try it, it's like we're trapped in a ****in' cartoon."-Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
"The sign! On the back of the car! Said 'Critters of Hollywood'! You dumb ****!"-Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
"Tyrone C. Love: California, here we come.
Harry Goldfarb: It's Florida, Ty. Florida.
Tyrone C. Love: California, Florida, whatever. Either way, your pale ass is getting a tan."-Requiem For A Dream
"A boy's best friend is his mother."-The Psycho
"Not even the Magi can save you now."-The Mummy
"It's just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff and I have to hide like every erection I get."-Superbad
"Tonight we DINE IN HELL"-300
"It makes sense now. In life in Project Mayhem you have no name, but in death you do.."-Fight Club
"The funny thing is that Steve Rendazo secretly wants me. Jocks like him always want freaky girls. Girls with horn-rimmed glasses and vegan footwear and Goth makeup. Girls who play the cello and wear Converse All-Stars and want to be children’s librarians when they grow up. Oh yeah, jocks eat that **** up. They just won’t admit it, because they’re supposed to be into perfect cheerleaders like Leah. Who, incidentally, is into teachers."-Juno
"As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!"-Austin Powers
"Could God microwave a burrito so hot even he himself could not eat it"-The Simpsons
"Anarchy means “without leaders”; not “without order."-V For Vendetta
"When my boys bake up a batch of the frownies I take them fishing."-The Simpsons Movies
As you can tell I watch lots of movies
Last edited by Jakemeister; 04-07-2008 at 11:37 AM.
Plainview: Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your... milkshake! I drink it up!
Eli Sunday: Don't bully me, Daniel!
Plainview: Did you think your song and dance and your superstition would help you, Eli? I am the Third Revelation! I am who the Lord has chosen!
Angier: I never thought I'd find an answer at the bottom of a pint glass.
Cutter: Hasn't stopped you looking, has it?
Randal Graves: We were just killing time with those classes! One semester we took Criminology, for Christ's sake, what the f*** were we training to be, Batman?
Ron: Follow the spiders? FOLLOW THE SPIDERS? Why couldn't it be FOLLOW THE BUTTERFLIES?! They better have an Aragog ride in the Wizarding World, just so they could put that quote somewhere in there.
Leader of the Knights who until recently said Ni: When you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with... A HERRING!
Ni knights: We are now the knights who say ickyickybluckshaduforgtanstu
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Yzma: Pull the lever, Kronk!
Kronk pulls the lever
Yzma: Wrong leverrrrrrrrrr! *says this as she falls*
*Walks in with a crocodile biting at her, and kicks it away* Why do we even have that lever?!
From KNOCKED UP:
1) You know what, I know this isn't you talking, it's your hormones, but I would just like to say, **** YOU, HORMONES, YOU ARE A CRAZY *****, HORMONES--not Alison, HORMONES. **** 'em. It's a girl, buy some pink ****.
2)You are one funny mother ****er. Seriously, how do you stay mad at this guy? I just want to kiss him.
3) You can't buy ****! You can barely buy spaghetti!
4) It's the baseball draft honey, I got Matsui!
and my favorite from the movie:
Debbie: Hey, I have a great idea. Why don't the two of you go into your time machines and go back in time and **** each other?
Pete: Who needs a time machine?
Ben: [Holds up a glass of liquor] This is my time machine man.
Pete: I'm gonna throw you into my De Lorean, gun it to 88!
Another great movie: HISTORY OF THE WORLD PART 1
1) Waiter at last supper - "Are you all together or are there separate checks?"
2) Marcus Vindictus - Don't you know your left flank from your right flank?
Captain Mucus - I'm sorry sir, I flunked flank.
Marcus Vindictus - You flunked flank? Get the flunk out of here!
3) Count De Monet - Your majesty...you look like the piss boy!
King Louis - ... and you look like a bucket of ****!
4) King Louis - It's good to be the king.
Billy the Kid in young guns: I'll make you Famous!
"Hey Cal do you think this shirt is to yellow?" "Nah Andy it's fine. So how is Curious George?"-40 Year Old Virgin
"Yeah everyone rides a Bike....when there 6"-40 Year Old Virgin