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FGCUSabre
04-04-2008, 12:36 AM
Hot and totally unattainable: the top 10 Disney princesses
Tom Bauer, Pat Burke, Mike Collins, Marc Epstein, Greg Waldman

Everyone argues over which Hollywood actress is hottest. While watching "Pocahontas," we broke grounds into a more relevant and more interesting conversation - a time-tested argument every group of men has had at one point - Which Disney character is hottest.

The five panelists had an extremely heated discussion over which characters to include and where on the list to place them; there was even some discussion on whether or not to include Nala ("The Lion King") in the dialogue.

This list is not a reflection of any individual preference, but is instead the product of a thorough, thought-out process. We hope you enjoy.

After countless hours of debating, here's who made the final cuts:

Number 10: Jessica Rabbit ("Who Framed Roger Rabbit"). When you're a freshman in high school, there's that one girl that you just want to get with - that unattainable senior that you put on a pedestal and, after a brief conversation one day in the hall, all of a sudden realize that she's not all you worked her up to be.

Bottom Line: She had the best body, but it takes more than that to move beyond number 10.

Number nine: Cinderella. Cinderella is the classic beauty, the princess each girl dreams of being and the girl every guy wants to bring to the Viennese Ball. Some may push to have her higher on the ladder, but awful protests from a certain judge kept her low on the list.

Bottom Line: Her work ethic and good nature kept her as a shoe-in on the list, but her particular appeal stranded her at nine.

Number eight: Tinkerbell ("Peter Pan"). There's something about a chick who flies that just turns guys on. The combination of a great body, personality and fairy dust puts her at least at eight. However, it's clear that she can be somewhat of a jealous type and tends to hang around little boys. We want a woman who can handle a real man.

Bottom Line: Size does matter.

Number seven: Jane ("Tarzan"). Swinging from trees in nothing but a loincloth - that's hot. Her seeming innocence is the first turn-on, and when you dig deeper, her fiery passion keeps you involved. Unfortunately, she sports a boring yellow dress for most of her flick - a bit too conservative for our taste.

Bottom Line: There's something hot about a British accent.

Number six: Esmerelda ("The Hunchback of Notre Dame"). Esmerelda brought out only the worst in our panel. Her exotic beauty and sparkling green eyes draw in most, and her willingness to befriend all caused one panelist to put her at the top. However, a lack of support from the majority on mundane features such as eyebrows kept her out of the top five.

Bottom Line: She's a belly dancer. Imagine what else she could do.

And now for the top five.

Number five: Pocahontas. There is no denying that John Smith has fantastic taste. Her great body and amazing grace garnered her high vote counts, and her gorgeous legs stood out among all the contestants. It's too bad her face was judged sub-par; otherwise, she could have been at the top.

Bottom Line: Paper bag it.

Number four: Ariel ("The Little Mermaid"). We're glad to have such a strong representation of redheads on this list. Ariel is a beauty, with or without legs.

Her voice calls out, but her body (with legs) calls out even more. The panel agrees that Ariel could fulfill any man's wildest fantasies between her voice and her figure. It's too bad she's a fish for most of her feature or else she might have moved up.

Bottom Line: It's a shame that the fish part is on the bottom.

Number three: Belle ("Beauty and the Beast"). Belle was near the top of all the judges' lists, but at the top of no one's. Belle is the simple beauty anyone would be satisfied with, but she's not enough to compare with the stronger personalities ahead of her. Any of us would gladly settle down with Belle if compelled, but how many guys actually ever want to settle down?

Bottom Line: Belle, unlike Tink, can handle any size of man (or beast).

Number two: Meg ("Hercules"). This girl's got sass. Biting sarcasm is hot, and she's definitely got curves. If you're looking for more than good looks - which, by the way, she absolutely has - then she's your girl. We've got nothing bad to say about her.

Bottom Line: It's too bad she's not real.

And, far and away, our number one: Jasmine ("Aladdin"). Smoking - in every single way. Have you seen her in that red number?

Unbelievable. Her rebellious streak, together with her unparalleled good looks, propelled her above every other candidate. Give me a lamp and let me wish for her.

Bottom Line: Simply a goddess. I'd let her rock my whole new world.

Bauer, Burke, Collins, Epstein and Waldman are members of the Class of 2010.

GREAT Laugh and Great Topic Material! Of course - this was posted on a College News Website...so well discuss and enjoy!

peaches magee
04-04-2008, 12:53 AM
Haaa! This is hilarious... and juvenile. haha

Jessica Rabbit.... smokin!

But Belle is my fav!
She is smart and to me... the most stunning of the actual Princesses.

Pocahontas is also very exotic-looking and beautiful.. those lips!
Jasmine I like mostly because of her sass... :thumbs:

FGCUSabre
04-04-2008, 01:05 AM
I agree with you about Belle!

Are there any that did not make the list that you guys think should have?

One I can think of off hand is Giselle from Enchanted. Just a random fact - Giselle was going to be added to the princess line until they found out they would have to pay Amy Adams for royalties...lol...

peaches magee
04-04-2008, 01:30 AM
I agree with you about Belle!

Are there any that did not make the list that you guys think should have?

One I can think of off hand is Giselle from Enchanted. Just a random fact - Giselle was going to be added to the princess line until they found out they would have to pay Amy Adams for royalties...lol...

Wow... really? makes sense though... first Princess that was transformed to live, so she IS the princess. Very cool bragging rights that woman has!

You know I didnt see Meg in there, I almost forgot about her.
She reminds me of myself. So sassy, sarcastic and cynical... ah love her!
Snow didnt make it... I adore her... so innocent and sweet.
The beginning of all princesses.
I will have to think on this... there are so many Disney beauties.

RocknGuitar
04-04-2008, 01:47 AM
:lol: that was hilarious, but true. I agree with all of it. Except I think Ariel should be on top. :P

Sal
04-04-2008, 02:58 AM
No competition Jessica Rabbit is the hottest! but tink is hot too.

tiredoldspook
04-04-2008, 08:25 AM
To me the hottest costume character at the park is Alice in Wonderland.

Just something about her,,,

allienoves
04-04-2008, 08:48 AM
Um, hello it's Jasmine. HANDS DOWN!

Roll N Fear
04-04-2008, 10:09 AM
I could so picutre that conversation perfectly in my head. :lol: That little mermaid bottom line was hilarious. "It's a shame that the fish part is on the bottom."

I would have included Aurora and Alice. Jane from Tarzan is smoking too so at least she got some love.

snoman
04-04-2008, 10:50 AM
Ha Ha, this thread is too funny! I would have to agree it's Jasmine, but spook does have a point about Alice too...

peaches magee
04-04-2008, 02:30 PM
I love Alice too. But I always think of her in the movie and she is so innocent and such that of a child and seems creepy to call her hot then :look:

How could I forget to give Tink props... I love her and her curvy hips. hehe

upov
04-04-2008, 04:08 PM
Jessica Rabbit's my fav as long as I don't hear her voice, because that ruins it for me.

Nice call Roll N Fear, Tarzan is my fav Dis animated movie, so yeah Jane def deserves some love too. :lol:

biomegaceu
04-04-2008, 05:12 PM
To me the hottest costume character at the park is Alice in Wonderland.

Just something about her,,,

I love alice too. I just think she has an awsome movie so she has to be my favorite.

Sal
04-04-2008, 05:53 PM
wow I forgot about Aurora she is hot, I think she is one of the Hottest one's of the princesses

peaches magee
04-04-2008, 09:26 PM
Jessica Rabbit's my fav as long as I don't hear her voice, because that ruins it for me.



Seriously? Gah, I love Kathleen Turner's voice... very sexy.
Pretty sure mine would be better suited for her though :lol:
Whoever did the singing voice is ridiculous hot too!

FGCUSabre
04-04-2008, 11:45 PM
I am wondering how many ugly disney princess have been made. lol

Sledge
04-05-2008, 07:18 PM
3. Ariel
2. Tink
1. Belle

Jessica Rabbit's personality isn't attractive to me at all. :lol:

BriMan
04-06-2008, 12:42 AM
3. Aurora
2. Ariel
1. Belle

upov
04-06-2008, 01:53 AM
Seriously? Gah, I love Kathleen Turner's voice... very sexy.
Pretty sure mine would be better suited for her though :lol:


I can't stand her for some reason, she and her voice to me are like fingernails on a chalkboard are to some people. I used to avoid the pre-show movie to the Living Seas at Epcot just because of her voice. I'd always just sneak in the exit to the attraction just to avoid hearing her. :lol:

chunkymonkey
04-06-2008, 09:38 AM
Even though Tinkerbell is small; she is the best!

Beachgurl
04-13-2008, 03:01 AM
To me the hottest costume character at the park is Alice in Wonderland.

Just something about her,,,

Creepy...she's also like 12. lol



Anyway, woot for Jasmine being #1! Even though I think Belle is definitely the most beautiful in every way. I always thought Pocahontas was underrated so I'm glad she ranked higher than Tink, Cindy, and Jessica Rabbit.

kirby_is_kyaan
04-13-2008, 11:32 AM
Hmm, Jasmine and Belle both have good looks, but why no Mulan? I think she could have been in there, for her personality at least.

Speaking of Mulan, is she an official Disney Princess?

d a n n y
04-13-2008, 11:55 AM
Hmm, I'll go with Ariel or Jasmine.

Beachgurl
04-13-2008, 01:35 PM
Speaking of Mulan, is she an official Disney Princess?

I'm pretty sure. I see her in a lot of pictures that say "Disney Princesses" with all the other girls that are.

tiredoldspook
04-13-2008, 01:39 PM
I was watching some show about what you get for the Money Disney reorts. They showed some girl dressed as Belle interacting with 2 girls she was very attractive (Belle)

Little fact for you HHN fans, one of the Terra Queens actually played Cinderella years ago.

Beachgurl
04-13-2008, 01:46 PM
I was watching some show about what you get for the Money Disney reorts. They showed some girl dressed as Belle interacting with 2 girls she was very attractive (Belle)

They always get the better looking face characters to do media.

Bsquare
04-15-2008, 02:34 AM
I could so picutre that conversation perfectly in my head. :lol: That little mermaid bottom line was hilarious. "It's a shame that the fish part is on the bottom".

...and kind of disturbing, too. I mean, can you imagine? Allow me to be the first to say...ew.

And guys...um...I THINK Alice was supposed to be underage. Again, kind of creepy...unless you're from Alabama, of course, then it's just routine. Yeah, take THAT Alabama!

Sledge
04-15-2008, 02:43 AM
Ariel is 16 (but she's "NOT A CHILD!"), Jasmine had to be married by her 16th birthday, Aurora is supposed to be around 16, Walt said Snow White was 14 and Cinderella was 17.

Belle is supposedly only 18, which seems young for her, but as long as she's legal. :look:

Edit: In the book, Alice Liddell is only 10. Hope she's not related to Chuck, or some of you guys may need to hide. :lol:

Sal
04-15-2008, 02:45 AM
Ariel is 16 (but she's "NOT A CHILD!"), Jasmine had to be married by her 16th birthday, Aurora is supposed to be around 16, Walt said Snow White was 14 and Cinderella was 17.

Belle is supposedly only 18, which seems young for her, but as long as she's legal. :look:

Edit: In the book, Alice Liddell is only 10. Hope she's not related to Chuck, or some of you guys may need to hide. :lol:

Thanks sledge lol by now they are old ladys with young bodys! lol

peaches magee
04-15-2008, 02:46 AM
Ariel is 16 (but she's "NOT A CHILD!"), Jasmine had to be married by her 16th birthday, Aurora is supposed to be around 16, Walt said Snow White was 14 and Cinderella was 17.

Belle is supposedly only 18, which seems young for her, but as long as she's legal. :look:

Ew, ya'll are all pervs then... except in Alabama, it has been established :lol: ( I have been through there... and it's the truth! )

Belle does seem a bit older, maybe cause she is a bit more smart and less naive that the others... Belle is forever my numero uno here.

Sal
04-15-2008, 02:48 AM
P.S I still think Jessica Rabbit should be a Disney Princess lmao

Beachgurl
04-15-2008, 09:28 AM
P.S I still think Jessica Rabbit should be a Disney Princess lmao

I like J-Rab but I still think she's too slutty to be a Disney princess. lol

Sal
04-15-2008, 09:50 AM
I like J-Rab but I still think she's too slutty to be a Disney princess. lol

she's not bad she was drawn that way.

Beachgurl
04-15-2008, 10:00 AM
she's not bad she was drawn that way.

lol

Touche.

That was a good one.

Sal
04-15-2008, 10:29 AM
lol

Touche.

That was a good one.

thank you =)

allienoves
04-15-2008, 11:16 AM
Roxanne from "A Goofy Movie"
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/7e/Roxanne1.jpg/180px-Roxanne1.jpg