Movies, yes movies folks.
Lets face it, they are one of the biggest parts of our lives. They
make memories, spark controversies, and are the biggest influence
in our culture today. There are 2 categories of movies. The original
movie, it is not based on anything. This is where most good movies
happen. Then there is the other, the adaptation. This based off another
work, books, video games, and sometimes this affects TV, ever see
that god awful cavemen show? Sometimes it works out great, the Harry
Potter series, The Exorcist, and more. Sometimes…its GOD AWFUL!
Eragon, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Bloodranye, Super Mario Brothers
etc. Disney has come up with an interesting concept over the years.
Disney rides turned into movies. There are some amazing examples,
Pirates of the Caribbean for example. Some alright, The Haunted Mansion.
Some in-between, Tower of Terror. Some that should never have been
made, the Country Bears. Also, there are new rumored projects coming
out too. Here I will examine the references to the attractions in
these movies, their quality, and their effect on the rides themselves.
Also, I have interviewed Orlando United forum members and others about
these issues. So, as Captain Jack Sparrow would say, "Bring me
that horizon.", lets get to it.
Lets start with the Tower
of Terror made for TV movie. The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror opened
at Disney's Hollywood Studios on July 22nd, 1994. For those who do
not know, it's a indoor drop ride experience themed to an elevator
ride inside a haunted hotel. The ride is set in the Hollywood Tower
Hotel. When on Halloween night, 5 guests in an elevator got struck
by lightning and were taken to the 5th Dimension. Now you are stepping
in their shoes. The ride has been so popular that other versions in
California, Tokyo, and Paris have been made. In 1997, decided to test
the waters for turning Disney rides into films. A made for TV movie
was made, Tower of Terror. It starred Steve Gutenberg and Kirsten
Dunst. The movie was about a once honorable writer, turned tabloid
writer ( Guttenburg ) who wants to be a honorable writer again. He
and his niece ( Dunst ) investigate the disappearance of a child actress
and 4 other guests in an elevator on Halloween night in the 1930's,
based on the tip of an old woman. Many, including "Q" (
Michael McShane, remember he was in Richie Rich! ) think that the
hotel is haunted, they experience it first hand. Ok, so this movie,
would be mediocre at best really. I will not be so hard on it because
it was made for TV. The things I liked about the movie, the storyline.
They keep the storyline very close to the attraction. They filmed
some of the exterior of the Florida attraction for the movie! The
lobby looks close enough to the actual one in the ride. Most of the
acting is alright, EXCEPT STEVE GUTTENBURG! Who I have liked in other
things, but he is awful in this! Things I did not, the acting was
not very good but alright. The special effects, appalling ( I do not
really care cause it is made for TV ). I asked Pat McCabe of the A
Walk in the Park Podcast and In the Loop fame. I asked him, about
the movie itself and what if they pulled a Pirates and changed some
of the ride to go along with the movies. "Honestly I don't really
remember the Tower of Terror movie. I remember the storyline, but
know that it was made for TV and starred Steve Guttenburg. If it was
popular and the additions to the ride were well done (like at pirates)
I wouldn't have been against the addition.". I personally would
not have liked that they did they and they would just leave the ride
alone. Thank god they did not think of that idea. I would rather watch
this then The Country Bears, which we will get to now.
Country Bear Jamboree was
built in Walt Disney World in 1971. It was extremely popular. It was
a show with animatronic bears singing favorite tunes. It got so popular
they opened one in Disneyland in 1972. It came along with a whole
Bear Country land. After a change in the show to The Country Bear
Vacation Hoedown and after a holiday themed lay over, the Disneyland
version closed on September 9th, 2001. The Disney World version is
still open, however the Christmas layover has not been shown since
2005 due to legal trouble, they used Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer
as a song. The Simpsons frequently reference the show and a hilarious
parody is A Goofy Movie with Lester's Possum Farm. Then some genius
at Disney decided to make a movie. Now, I think this would have made
a great cartoon, but oh NO! THEY DECIDED TO MAKE IT LIVE ACTION! When
they say this movie is loosely based on the Country Bears, I MEAN
LOOSELY! The only real references are the names of the characters
and the location Country Bear Hall. I know this is a kids movie but
come on! The story is about a young bear ( Beary ) who is "adopted"
( They found him in the woods abandoned and picked him up and took
him home…) and has a really mean brother. When he finally realized
he is not human and adopted he leaves for Country Bear Hall. The Country
Bears were a Rock n' Roll or country band, they never really tell
you, who are bears and had amazing popularity and fame. Until they
break up leaving no acts in Country Bear Hall. It's about to be shut
down by the bank manager, played by Christopher Walken ( Best Part
of the Movie..he is really odd..watch it, you will see what I mean,).
To save the place they have to go get the band back together and have
a concert to raise money to save Country Bear Hall! Well were to begin.
There are more flaws then good things about this movie. So lets start
with the good. There are 4 good things about this movie. One, the
music is not that bad. Great artists in this movie and they are pretty
dang good. Second, the bear costumes are really fantastic with expressions
and resemblance to the animatronics. Third, all the cameos, Elton
John, Queen Latfiah, Willie Nelson, etc. Forth, the biggest cameo
, but I have to give him his own point. Christopher Walken is the
best part of this movie. I liked that he wanted to tear down the hall.
I wanted the stupid bears to cry in the dust of their hall, just kidding.
He was actually kind of funny and it is so weird that he is in this
movie. The terrible things, the story. Even for a kid's movie, just
what were they thinking? Another thing, the acting . A watermelon
could act better than these people! The bear suit actors voices acting
is horrid . " Getting the band back TOGETHER! GETTING THE BAND
BACK TOGETHER!?!?!" YOU STUPID BEARS! I cannot believe Beary's
voice was done by Hailey Joel Osment! It was so exacerbated beyond
belief. However no matter how stupid it was, I was not in torture
watching it. The kids will like this movie, however you will probably
not. Definitely a family movie. I remember when I was young and they
pumped this thing on Disney Channel so badly. The movie was a box
office bomb and only made $16,990,825 in the United States. It has
very little reference to the attraction at all. Its the worst in this
category of Disney ride movies.
The Haunted Mansion is
one of the Disney's most beloved attractions. There are versions at
Disneyland, Disneyworld, Tokyo Disneyland, and Disneyland Paris. It
has spawned fan groups, a video game, and a comic series. At each
park it is one the biggest crowd pleasers. It even has it's own holiday
makeover called Haunted Mansion Holiday, not at all locations. When
Hollywood knocked on the mansions door it was the perfect opportunity.
However the end result is mixed.
This movie is not bad,
but the movie not incredible either. The story is about Jim Evers
( Eddie Murphy ) who runs Evers and Evers Real Estate with his wife
Sara Evers ( Marsha Thomason ). He and the family want to take time
off their busy schedule and go to a lake for a vacation. Before they
leave they get a mysterious call, saying that Master Gracey ( Nathaniel
Parker ) wants to sell his mansion. They visit the mansion on the
way to the lake. They then go on the adventure of a lifetime. Where
they meet a ghostly butler ( Terence Stamp ), Madame Leota ( Jennifer
Tilly ), Hitchhiking Ghosts, and they must break a mysterious curse.
First the pros, the visual
effects in this movie are stunning. All the stuff done with Madame
Leota and the ghosts in the movie are excellent. Well done and really
good special effects. Also, every single person who worked on this
movie was a die hard fan of the Haunted Mansion ( well most of them.
). Also the references to the actual attraction is great. The Hitchhiking
Ghosts, the singing busts, Madame Leota, the zombies getting out of
the coffin, Master Gracey hanging himself from the ceiling, the raven,
heck they even say welcome foolish mortals at the very beginning of
the movie. There are several hidden mickeys in the film also. Also
the tombstones in the graveyard are some of the actual inscriptions
from the attraction. Some of the actors are good, Master Gracey and
Ramsey are good. The set design was beautiful also.
Now the cons, the acting.
Eddie Murphy and Jennifer Tilly should have never been in this movie.
I like Eddie Murphy but he was just overacting. He was not even funny
most of the time. I would not think of Jennifer Tilly as a good Madame
Leota. Come on! I think that was cast way too off. The storyline,
it was just mediocre. A lot of plotholes and it was just messed up.
Plus, even though it had good references to the attraction, it did
not feel as grand as it should have been. I do not think this was
worthy to the movie really. It was ok though, and I would watch it
again. Here is what some people said when I asked them what they thought
of this movie, did it live up to the attraction, and what if they
pulled a Pirates of the Caribbean and changed the attraction to fit
in with the movie.
" I definitely would
not be happy if they changed Haunted Mansion to look more like the
movie. I mean the set design for the movie was great, but Haunted
Mansion has a look all it's own and should never be overhauled. I
don't think the movie lived up to the attraction for me. While certain
elements were represented well, overall, I just wasn't thrilled with
the translation like I thought I would be.". Peaches Magee Orlando
United Forum Member.
" Visually, The Haunted
Mansion film was great. The visual effects were wonderful and Rick
Baker's makeup is always a treat to see. The music was great as well.
However, while the film did have some amusing moments and plenty of
great tributes to the attraction, I thought the plot was pretty weak
and the actors poorly chosen. Eddie Murphy and Jennifer Tilly are
pretty far down the list of actors that I would have chosen to be
in a movie based on my favorite Disney attraction. Overall, I did
not enjoy the movie as I didn't feel it did the attraction justice
and I would hate to see any changes made to the attraction as a result
of the film." Ricky Brigante host of the Inside the Magic Disney
Podcast.
I agree with these opinions
and wish they would have been thought out better. It was ok but I
did not like it too much.
The moment you have been
waiting for, the most successful Disney ride to movie transition ever
made, The Pirates of the Caribbean Series.
Pirates of the Caribbean
opened in 1967, and versions have opened at Disney World, Tokyo Disneyland,
and Disneyland Paris. The movie version was first planned in the early
1990's. Ted Elliott and Terry Rossio started to write it. Stephen
Spielberg wanted to do it and wanted to cast Steve Martin, Robin Williams,
or Bill Murray as Captain Jack Sparrow. Originally Will Turner was
the main character. However the film did not go through because at
the time Disney was making Muppet treasure Island. The two movies
had way too similar storylines. The project came back later on with
Jerry Bruckheimer on board. At one point Michael Eisner and Bob Iger
planned to shut the film down because of increased budget. However
Bruckheimer convinced them, boy would they be making the biggest mistake
of their lives. Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
opened in 2003 to major success. It followed with 2 sequels, POC:
Dead Man's Chest and POC: At World's End. The films have grossed over
$2,794,366,513 dollars worldwide. It has made videogames and changes
to Disney attractions. Including the actual Pirates of the Caribbean
ride and Tom Sawyer Island at Disneyland turning into Pirate's Lair
at Tom Sawyer Island. The adventures in the movies follow Jack Sparrow
( Johnny Depp), Will Turner ( Orlando Bloom ) , and Elizabeth Swann
( Keira Knightly ). Heck even Keith Richards makes an appearance in
the 3rd film. They fight a cursed pirate crew turned into skeletons
at night, Davy Jones' crew, cannibals, the east India trading company,
and much more.
My pros about the films,
all were good quality. I did not hate any of these films not disliked
them. They are some of my favorite movies of all time. The writing
is fantastic and the characters are great. Captain Jack Sparrow and
Hector Barbossa are some of my favorite movie characters of all time.
The effects and stunts are great, my favorite being the fight on the
water wheel in Dead Man's Chest. The dialogue is really witty. The
costumes are good too. Very excellent period pieces. There are very
excellent references to the attraction. Thanks Briman for this great
list of most of the references to the attraction in Pirates 1. Three
uses of the song "(Yo Ho, Yo Ho) A Pirate's Life for Me"
by X. Atencio and George Bruns in the opening scene (sung by young
Elizabeth), when Jack and Elizabeth are marooned on the island, and
in the end by Jack.
The jail scenes, in which the prisoners try to tempt the dog who holds
the key to their cell. Jack says, "That dog is never going to
move" - although the movie dog eventually does, the one in the
ride doesn't. Jack later tries to tempt it with a bone, as does one
of the audio-animatronic pirates in the ride. The "burning town"
sequence, and within it, the redheaded prostitute (who slaps Jack),
and the "stuffed pirate" drinking the rum spurting out of
a barrel. Jack's initial discovery of Gibbs sleeping with the pigs.
The line "Dead men tell no tales", said by the macaw, which
is repeated throughout the ride's narration
A quick shot of a skeleton sprawled on the beach of the Isla de Muerta,
with a crab nearby
During the raid on the town, seen is a man being dunked into a well.
During the battle scene between the two ships, Black Pearl and the
Interceptor Captain Barbosa refers to his crew as "bloomin cockroaches"
just like the captain in the ride does when his ship attacks a local
town fort. In Tortuga, we see a pirate drinking rum on top of two
barrels and is wobbling just like in the ride. There are references
to cursed treasure in the ride: old pirates speak of cursed treasure
and how you probably don't believe in it, and the line "Who knows
when that evil curse will strike the greedy beholders of this bewitched
treasure." The swamp with Tia Dalma and the fireflies in Pirates
2 is a reference to the Disneyland ride. Also the screen blacks out
after the ship goes over the waterfall in Pirates 3, you hear the
phrase dead men tell no tales. As you seen tons of good references
to the attraction. I do not really have any flaws with the moves,
except 2, which was a let down for me but still good. There are still
rumors of a 4th film and changes to the Disney Park's adventure land
with new Disney attractions. Lately because the movie has been even
more popular than the attraction they have made changes to the ride.
Adding Jack Sparrow and Barbossa Animatronics. Also a projection of
Davy Jones on a waterfall. I rode Pirates before the changes and not
after, so I asked some people, what they thought of the Pirates Movies
and their changes.
"I think it is good
most of the time. I like to think of updating rides - similar to updating
a classic recipe. Chefs sometimes hit a home run by reinventing an
old favorite and other times the recipe just does not sit well. It
is tough to find the balance between new and old - but by adding in
stuff that is fresh they are trying to update a classic and make it
more appealing to a new crowd. I think the updated Pirates ride at
the Magic Kingdom was a perfect example of how the movie was able
to re-invent the ride. Before the movie, the ride was just a classic,
but I did not know the story. Now because of the movie and the changes
in the ride...it creates a new fresh excitement in the ride. You just
have to look when you ride the ride other guest are pointing out similarities
between the ride and the movie. A whole new interest in this ride
was created because of the movie. " FGCUSabre-Orlando United
Forum Member.
"I was pleasantly
surprised by how the pirates movies turned out-especially #1. For
changes, I think they're good.. they make the ride more relevant and
allow improvements to be made if they give the big-budget treatment
and look at the essence of each attraction, they can make good ride
movies." Kirbyiskyaan- Orlando United Forum Member
Overall, the pirates series was a great idea and it lived up to the
ride itself.
Now, there are of course
new movies coming out based on Disney attractions. Believe it or not,
a Jungle Cruise movie is on the way. A rumored title is Jungle Cruise:
Heart of Darkness. It will be about a search for some type of cure.
Originally the movie was set for 2006 but there have been rewrites
and delays. The original screenplay was written by Josh Goldstein
and John Norville. Supposedly rewrites have been done by Al Gough
and Miles Millar. This film is confirmed and is also confirmed to
be set in the 20th century.
There have rumors about
a Big Thunder Mountain Railroad film. Supposedly the film will be
written by the same guys that wrote the Pirates series. Also it may
have something to do with the Lone Ranger remake Bruckheimer has been
trying to get made. Only a few domain names have been registered and
nothing else.
I also asked people what
attractions they would like to see as movies.
"Well, I think the
Jungle Cruise movie has some potential to be a great movie. However,
I did not hear that they want to make a movie based on Big Thunder.
In response to your 2nd question, I would love to see them make a
movie off of Jungle Cruise. " Disneyboi- Orlando United Forum
Member.
"Dude Goofy's Barnstormer
all the way!!! Honestly though, I would like to see a Expedition Everest
movie. Even if it sucked it would still be better than The Country
Bears" - Jakemeister- Orlando United Forum Member
"I know that they
are currently working a movie based on The Jungle Cruise, which I
think is a great idea. The Jungle Cruise is loosely based on the old
film, The African Queen, but doesn't resemble it enough to the point
where a new film would be a remake. I'm looking forward to it."
- Ricky Brigante, Host of the Inside the Magic Podcast.
I would love to see an
Everest movie also. I like that Goofy's Barnstormer idea…
Disney Ride Movies, have
been Good, Bad, and Ugly. They have been much better than the Video
Game Movies however. Disney puts that special spark in them. Whatever
comes next, I will defiantly go see it.
Thanks to all the people
I interviewed and all the suggestions for this article on the forums.
This article would not be possible without your help.
Links:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirates_of_the_Caribbean_films
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Haunted_Mansion_%28film%29
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Country_Bears
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tower_of_Terror_%28film%29
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mission_to_mars
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jungle_Cruise#Film_adaptation
http://www.zap2it.com/movies/news/zap-disneyjunglecruisemovie,0,4687001.story
http://www.distantcreations.com/insidethemagic/
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